areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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