You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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