Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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