So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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