Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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