She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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