i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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