I didn't shave. On purpose
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
