we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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