I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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