That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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