He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Shame - the story of my life.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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