i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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