Just took my morning after pill in the library
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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