I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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