dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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