Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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