i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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