Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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