there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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