just come out here and I will go home with you...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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