So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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