I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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