so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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