So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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