My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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