Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Quick, to the slutcave!
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize