Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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