Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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