why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis