i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
