so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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