I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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