I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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