Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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