if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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