wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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