I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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