We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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