i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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