I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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