Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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