the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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