um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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