You're my little dorito
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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