why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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