I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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