Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving