He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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