oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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