sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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