He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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