sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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