is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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