sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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