:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
from now on my penis is your penis
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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